Arrrrrrrrgh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

When a straight male someone says something like "There's this really nice girl that wants to have sex with me, but I don't know how to tell her no.", I want to knock some sense into them. When they tell me this story, I just stare at them, wishing I had problems like theirs. Seriously, some people don't know how to count their blessings.

Ragarth, you need to come here and get under my desk. Right now. Bring friends.

... Hi everyone!